Monthly Archives: March 2012

The Lowest of Lows, and the Mega Millions Jackpot

Here we have former NBA All-Star, failed entrepreneur, and high-out-of-his-mind internet broadcaster Stephon Marbury winning the CBA championship. We see him holding his strange styrofoam-material-looking trophy, screaming at the top of his lungs. In the words of former teammate Kevin … Continue reading

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Bracket Busting – Part 2

I have nothing to say here because I failed to create a part 2 before the tournament started. I was going to say Norfolk State and Lehigh were both gonna upset a 2-seed but I forgot to press the ‘Publish … Continue reading

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Cool College Basketball Player Names (Part 3)

And for those who were wondering about his siblings… Personal: Is the son of Patrick and Robyn McGlynn … Has two younger siblings, Brandon and Nicholas … Plans to major in business. Poor guy got shafted. Let’s go Vermont… Or Lamar…

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Gerald ****ing Green

This probably won’t be the first place you’ve seen this video, but holy shit. On a side note, could 2012 be the season of Jordan’s favorite written-off NBA players having breakout seasons? Jeremy Lin, Steve Novak, Gerald Green… Is Anthony … Continue reading

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Bracket Busting – Part 1

Maybe I’m still too inspired by Moneyball, but I feel like there is a way to accurately put yourself in good position to win some big moneys in a March Madness bracket. I’ll start with the glaringly obvious, as well … Continue reading

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How does Jeremy Lin rank with the rest of the league?

I’ve come to accept that I have reached a point of no return in regards to Jeremy Lin posts. It is therefore no use to keep telling myself to stop writing about him, so I might as well write about … Continue reading

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