If Shaq joined your team…

What would his nickname be?

Let’s go by Divisions

Atlantic

Boston Celtics – The Big Leprechaun

New Jersey Nets – The Big Roc

New York Knicks – The Big Apple…

Philadelphia 76ers – The Big Cheesesteak

Toronto Raptors – The Big Eh?

Central

Chicago Bulls – The Big Matador

Cleveland Cavaliers – The Big Witness

Detroit Pistons – The Big Bad Boy

Indiana Pacers – The Big Hoosier

Milwaukee Bucks – The Big Deer

Southeast

Atlanta Hawks –

Charlotte Bobcats – The Big Kitty

Miami Heat – The Big Bandwagoner

Orlando Magic – The Big Quitter

Washington Wizards – The Big Stimulus Package

Northwest

Denver Nuggets – The Big Mountain

Minnesota Timberwolves – The Big Point Guard

Oklahoma City Thunder – The Big Thundercloud

Portland Trail Blazers – The Big Rip

Utah Jazz – The Big Polygamist

Pacific

Golden State Warriors – The Big D-Leaguer

Los Angeles Lakers – Kobe’s Bitch

Phoenix Suns – The Big Cactus

Sacramento Kings – The Big Dude that screwed us over back in 2000, 2001, and 2002

Southwest

Dallas Mavericks – Cuban is getting desperate

Houston Rockets – The 大黑姚明

Memphis Grizzlies – The Big Bear

New Orleans Hornets – The Big Bumblebee

San Antonio Spurs – The Big Boring

Yea. I left out the Clippers.

– Jordan

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